Tiny Masters of Today
Posted: February 26, 2009 Filed under: Music Musings, New Releases | Tags: Tiny Masters of Today 2 Comments »News flash: Brooklyn tweens are being exploited!!! Amber alert!!! Tiny Masters of Today are two kids making fuzzy garage rock that sounds a whole lot more calculated than it is and have an album, Skeletons, coming out on Mute in June. And they’re already getting reworked, remixed, and helped out by the YYY’s, CSS, and Kimya Dawson. I’m shocked and appalled.
Listen here.
You are crazy. These two formed the band themselves. They have very supportive parents. They aren’t being pushed into the public eye against their will. They are loving their success.
“Shocked and Appalled”?
Maybe you should consider a simpler line of work. You certainly don’t have the chops to “Save the Children”.
What a joke ;b
Have you had problems understanding sarcasm your whole life? I know, it can be hard, never knowing whether someone’s kidding around or not. When someone rolls their eyes and says, “What a great day!” when they step off the sidewalk into a puddle, are you frightened and confused? I promise I will personally help you through this and make you just a little less stupid.